Tuesday, March 15, 2005
God can use it despite...
Got this from somewhere...
Moses stuttered.
David's ego was bigger than his armor.
John Mark was rejected by Paul.
Hosea married a prostitute.
Amos thought fig-tree pruning was a homiletics class.
Jacob was a liar.
David had an affair.
Solomon was too rich.
Abraham was too old.
David was too young.
Timothy had ulcers.
Peter was afraid of death.
Lazarus was dead.
John Mark was naked.
Jesus liked to hang around with troublemakers and troubled people.
Naomi was a widow.
Isaiah had a branded tongue.
Jesus heard voices. Paul saw visions.
Jonah ran from unwelcome voices.
Miriam was the voice of gossip.
Gideon and Thomas both doubted.
Jeremiah was depressed, suicidal, and always crying.
Elijah was burned out and like to run around naked.
John the Baptist was a loudmouth who lived on locusts.
Martha was a worry-wart and subject to anxiety attacks.
Mary was lazy.
Samson had long hair and was short on self-control.
Noah got skunk drunk.
Did I mention that Moses had a short fuse?
So did Peter and Paul, who feuded with one another publicly.
I could keep going.
tse horng blogged at 1:50 AM
